Lookalikes

"They look like each other and I've hooked up with both of them."

Just Wondering

"If you're wondering how I've ever managed to have sex, me too."

Networking from the next Ted Kennedy

"Ehh, every time I go home my parents drag me to all these fundraisers. I hate the schmoozing."

Some people just care.

"I would rather have her lose her virginity in her bed than in the back seat of a car."

What's your type?

"I think when you think about the type of girls that I go for, it's not surprising... small, skinny, quiet girls you might not realize have that have that inner CRAZY side."

Resume

"Chocolate and whipped cream? You name it, I've done it. Bondage? Yup. Anal? Yup. Roleplaying? Yup. Every position I'm flexible enough for? Yup."

Typical Stereotypes

"I feel like sex in France is a different thing: 'Let us just do this, kiss me with your penis inside me.'"