Saturday, November 19, 2011

Some people just care.

"I would rather have her lose her virginity in her bed than in the back seat of a car."

Friday, November 18, 2011

What's your type?

"I think when you think about the type of girls that I go for, it's not surprising... small, skinny, quiet girls you might not realize have that have that inner CRAZY side."

Resume

"Chocolate and whipped cream? You name it, I've done it. Bondage? Yup. Anal? Yup. Roleplaying? Yup. Every position I'm flexible enough for? Yup."

Typical Stereotypes

"I feel like sex in France is a different thing: 'Let us just do this, kiss me with your penis inside me.'"

Eh, perhaps.

"I hear you have a blog about people who give you bad advice. I bet I'm featured on that quite a bit."

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Parents...they just don't understand

"My new plan is to not go to law school, and instead start a bakery/cafe in the Pacific Northwest. I'm going to bring the New England style sandwiches out there. My parents won't be happy, though."

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

So, she's a virgin.

"What do you do in bed when she tells you she's a virgin and you're both naked?"

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Seniority

"I think I'm okay with the fact that I'm cultivating this reputation of that wild and crazy senior."

Attitude

"You don't really find out what her attitude is like until her clothes are off."