Herpes

"If I've managed to make it this far without getting herpes..."

Ryan?

"Having sex with Ryan would be the biggest mistake of your life."

Mango Brie Panini

"I got roped into helping with Mango Brie today. It was crazy."

Hard Work

"I do at the max like five hours of work a week."

Practicality of Sex in a Triple

"The best part about you and your roommates having sex with girls in the same room means they can walk up the hill together in the morning."

Virginity

"I've got to stop taking so many girls' virginities."

Martha's Vineyard

"That week at Martha's Vineyard was just surreal."

Hooking-Up with Freshmen

"It's best to hook-up with freshmen because they don't have STDs yet."