Just Wondering

"If you're wondering how I've ever managed to have sex, me too."

Networking from the next Ted Kennedy

"Ehh, every time I go home my parents drag me to all these fundraisers. I hate the schmoozing."

Some people just care.

"I would rather have her lose her virginity in her bed than in the back seat of a car."

What's your type?

"I think when you think about the type of girls that I go for, it's not surprising... small, skinny, quiet girls you might not realize have that have that inner CRAZY side."

Resume

"Chocolate and whipped cream? You name it, I've done it. Bondage? Yup. Anal? Yup. Roleplaying? Yup. Every position I'm flexible enough for? Yup."

Typical Stereotypes

"I feel like sex in France is a different thing: 'Let us just do this, kiss me with your penis inside me.'"

Eh, perhaps.

"I hear you have a blog about people who give you bad advice. I bet I'm featured on that quite a bit."

Parents...they just don't understand

"My new plan is to not go to law school, and instead start a bakery/cafe in the Pacific Northwest. I'm going to bring the New England style sandwiches out there. My parents won't be happy, though."

So, she's a virgin.

"What do you do in bed when she tells you she's a virgin and you're both naked?"

Seniority

"I think I'm okay with the fact that I'm cultivating this reputation of that wild and crazy senior."

Attitude

"You don't really find out what her attitude is like until her clothes are off."

Herpes

"If I've managed to make it this far without getting herpes..."

Ryan?

"Having sex with Ryan would be the biggest mistake of your life."

Mango Brie Panini

"I got roped into helping with Mango Brie today. It was crazy."

Hard Work

"I do at the max like five hours of work a week."

Practicality of Sex in a Triple

"The best part about you and your roommates having sex with girls in the same room means they can walk up the hill together in the morning."

Virginity

"I've got to stop taking so many girls' virginities."

Martha's Vineyard

"That week at Martha's Vineyard was just surreal."

Hooking-Up with Freshmen

"It's best to hook-up with freshmen because they don't have STDs yet."